genuinely no shade @ this person whatsoever i’m not poking fun but this is literally like one of the funniest combinations of words i have ever read on this website
so, here’s the thing…hypothetically - just hypothetically - let’s say there was someone i liked. someone i’d always been close to, but who never saw me as a woman. i mean, in that case, i’d have to be the problem, right? / i don’t…oh. i don’t think you need to worry, mae. you’re a wonderful woman. you’re kind and cheerful, and you always encourage your friends to keep going. you’re an absolute catch just the way you are. have confidence in yourself! / aw, geez…i’m blushing! …i mean, hypothetically! we’re still just talking hypothetically, right? / er, yes. yes, of course.
Dear Natasha, I am in deep despair at the misunderstanding there is between us. Whatever my father’s feelings might be, I beg you to believe that I cannot help loving you, he’s a tired old man and must be forgiven. Please, come see us again.
